i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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