What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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