yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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