shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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