Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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