Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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