We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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