yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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