Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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