Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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