DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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