I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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