I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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