so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
We don't watch enough power rangers
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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