I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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