Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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