just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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