my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You smell like stripper and shame
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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