Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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