Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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