this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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