That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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