Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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