The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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