weddingsv make me drug and hornr
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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