at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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