I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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