I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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