i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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