But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
wow bdsm is so cute
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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