I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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