The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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