It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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