Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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