so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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