In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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