Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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