id be glad to
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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