I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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