i just had sex bonerless
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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