Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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