the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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