I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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