I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Randomize
