i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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