You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
These tits shall not be calmed
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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