that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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