She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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