ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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