The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Randomize