i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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