We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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