Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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