Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
my vag is so smooth its legendary
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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