I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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