The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
