We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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