Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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