you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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